Food Digest

Look disgusting? Well, you’re right.

I was working late and had a strange craving for one of those microwavable french bread pizza things. Stopped at 7-Eleven, and they didn’t have anything. So then I came home, hoping that for some reason there’d be some of those pizza roll things in the freezer. No luck. But, on a similar level of gross, I found this insanely freezer-burned Banquet meal (the kind that cost $1 at the grocery store).

I can’t believe I hadn’t eaten this until now! Chicken fried beefsteak with mashed potatoes and corn. Listen, I was hungry. (Wasn’t that Dahmer’s excuse, though, too?)