How can my wife say she loves me when she leaves me THIS in the freezer to eat while she’s out of town? It’s an “Eating Right” frozen dinner. Turkey meatloaf, mashed potatoes and vegetables. Want to know the disturbing thing? It wasn’t half bad. The Missus strikes again.
Healthy Choice Cafe Steamers
The Missus thought it’d be a great idea to buy me this “healthy” frozen dinner for an occasion when she wouldn’t be around to cook for me.
Turns out, it’s just what you’d think — microwaved food. Also, the reason it’s “healthy” is because there’s “not that much food.”
Genius.
It didn’t taste horrible, mind you. I’d just have rather popped open a can of Spaghetti O’s or something, calories be damned.
Wanna know where she was tonight, leaving me at home to eat this little guy?
At the grocery store. Buying THREE MORE OF THESE GLORIFIED TV DINNERS!
Whatever. One of them is meatloaf, so it can’t be all bad.
What am I saying?
PS I can’t be totally crazy. After initially trying to conceive a way to incorporate a “Cleveland Steamer” joke into this post, I quickly abandoned that idiotic idea. You’re welcome.
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