Food Digest

How can my wife say she loves me when she leaves me THIS in the freezer to eat while she’s out of town? It’s an “Eating Right” frozen dinner. Turkey meatloaf, mashed potatoes and vegetables. Want to know the disturbing thing? It wasn’t half bad. The Missus strikes again.

I can’t wait until the Missus comes home. She’ll return tomorrow. That means no more of these shitty microwaved meals. This one’s entitled “Classic Meat Loaf,” and it’s made by the Healthy Choice company. It’s got some corn and some mashed potatoes and gravy and, for dessert, the fancy-sounding apple cranberry multigrain crisp.

And a whole lot of sadness.