I had to work this afternoon, so when I was done I snapped into a Slim Jim. Not going to pretend it was awesome, though. It had a strange, unpleasant “moistness” to it. Should have gone with some jerky or somethin’.
FOODonFILM: “Art thou bored?” After more than a decade of professional wrestling, Randy Savage finally hits the big time by wheeze-growling one of the greatest catch phrases in advertising history. Think that’s a stretch? Well, so is calling it “wrestling.”
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I eat it. You digest it.

