Food Digest

I decided to treat myself to a midday McDonald’s shake. It’s Friday, and I had a little bit of writing to do this afternoon, so I figured I’d reward myself a little. I had a hankering for a chocolate shake, but as I drove up I realized that the Shamrock Shake was already in full effect. Nonetheless, I stuck to my guns. I’m not a part of your system.

I am a sucker for the retro packaging. But the fact that there are Cheetos inside sweetens the pot a little.

I had to work this afternoon, so when I was done I snapped into a Slim Jim. Not going to pretend it was awesome, though. It had a strange, unpleasant “moistness” to it. Should have gone with some jerky or somethin’.

The 260 calories afforded to me from today’s microwavable lunch fiesta didn’t quite fill me up, so I poured a bowl of Quaker Oatmeal Squares cereal as a little afternoon snack.

It had been ages since I’d had a Butterfinger. So I bought one for a dollar in the company breakroom. A little crumblier than I remember, but every bit as satisfying. I even like how the peanut butter gets all gooey against your teeth…

Currently snacking on these Salsa Rio Doritos, which are pleasantly spicy with a hint of lime. I’ll be honest, the retro packing caught my eye in the supermarket or else I probably would never have bought them.